Dress for Success in Any Job: Slobs, Simply Immitate How Your Co-Workers and Boss Are Dressing

If you don't want to be successful, stop wasting your time reading this article; otherwise, listen up.

If you think looks don't matter, you're fooling yourself: of COURSE they matter--and there are scientific studies that prove looks can make (or break) your career, both in terms of the level of the organization you will be promoted to and in the amount of money you'll make. It's the first thing people see about you, and your first impression must be a good one. That's just the way it is. Yes, you have to shave every single day: only the rich and famous can get away with scraggly beards; see a dermatologist if shaving daily causes skin problems for you. Yes, you have to wear high heels and makeup.

To dress for success in your job, study very carefully, from hair to shoes, how "they" dress. Who exactly are "they"? They're the people you want to become: your boss, a respected co-worker, the boss of the department you want to be transferred into, etc. In short, they are your role models.

Look at your boss: is she/he dressed more formally or less formally than other bosses at that level of the organization? Dress according to how your boss dresses. Don't dress better than the boss (that would be insulting), but never dress worse than the person whose position you want to be in.

The worst case is to be under-dressed, unshaven, and un-pressed. (Yes, you have to iron and possibly starch everything you wear to work.) People have actually told me, with some amount of pride, that they never iron. Um, yeah--that's easy to see.

If you work in an office environment, you must wear makeup. I don't care if you hate it: grown-up women wear makeup, at least to work. You're welcome and encouraged to wash it off when you get home from work. However, at a minimum, you should wear lipstick and eyeliner, and perhaps eyebrow liner/definer if your eyebrows are thinning or light-colored.

Watch what the other women are wearing, especially managers and your boss if you work for a woman. Discover the trends. The trend right now where I work (in an office park of towers) is SUPER high heels (5"+)--even on tall skinny women, no pantyhose (bare legs), and short-short skirts (even on cold days in cold offices), with makeup that either looks like you're not wearing any at all or skin-tone lipstick with ultra-dark shadow and long-lashed eyes.

Guys tend to either "get it" or not. Please, read this carefully in case you don't realize you are in the "don't get it" category. Just like I said for women, make sure that you're dressing like the other men in your level of the organization or like your boss (without up-staging the boss). NO DENIM jeans. Sorry, but denim just isn't appropriate in a "business casual" atmosphere unless you have a "casual day" on Fridays (or whatever). Then you can wear jeans with a well-pressed, dressy white or pastel-colored shirt (heavy on the starch, button-up, long-sleeved)--tucked in, and with a pressed white undershirt, please.

The good news: jewelry for men is "in" again! No, not '70s or '80s style, This time it's necklaces and bracelets that are a hit amongst the men in my office park. The goal is "simple but heavy". For necklaces, either wear a single heavy gold or silver chain that is a "choker" (right at your neck) length. For bracelets, I see men wearing cuff bracelets (solid metal, tight-fitting) or a heavy chain bracelet that matches the necklace I described above (as tight as you feel comfortable). Some men have adopted thin chains with rather large (size of a quarter) symbols of their faith on them, but again still on a very short thin and elegant chain. Note that gold, silver, and copper are all popular colors of metal right now, as is gunmetal (nearly black) and stainless steel.

Very important: do not let a copper bracelet or other piece of jewelry leave green marks on your wrist or neck. In addition to being unattractive, it shows that you've purchased lower-quality jewelry and it will probably permanently stain your clothes. For a cuff bracelet, to prevent this from recurring, simply coat the entire inside with one to two layers of clear nail polish. For other metals, go to a reputable jeweler and ask for advice on preventing this from happening in the future (they will probably offer to polish it for you while you are talking, which is fine, but don't spend a fortune on their particular cleaning product: get the information you needed on how to prevent it from happening in the future). If the jeweler is trying to sell you a product, double-check their advice with a few other jewelry stores. ;-)

Polished and clean shoes should go without saying: buy a full shoe polishing kit and shoe polish in every color of shoe you own. Spend a good deal of time taking care of the shoes that you spend about 1/3 of your life wearing, and buy enough pairs of shoes that you never have to wear the same pair two days in a row. (Men, take a lesson from the women here--many women don't have "too many" shoes, it's the men who have too few.) This gives the shoes time to breathe and dry out and your feet won't start conforming to a particular shape of shoe.

Men can increase their height an inch or two by choosing shoes that are deceptively tall and add an inch or two (I've read several places that height highly affects your chances of a raise and promotion). For existing shoes you may use inserts, or "risers" inside under your heels, or go to a shoe shop (cobbler) and have them put a taller heel on the shoe.

Women, make sure to wear your heels all day (no taking them off under your desk for more than a second or two) and all the way to the car unless you're absolutely dying from pain. A well-placed Band-Aid can do a world of good (do this in the ladies' room). Another option: they now have fold-flat and roll-up "ballet slipper" style things that you can fit in your purse if there is an emergency and your feet simply WON'T tolerate the dress shoes. Once you're in the car, feel free to take off the shoes and slip on comfortable shoes for the drive to/from work. Not only will you and your feet feel better, you'll save your good shoes from getting marks on the heels from the pedals (the gas pedal and, on manual cars, the clutch pedal). Just make sure you change shoes very quickly and discretely or, if you can't do that, wait until you have left the area around your office and pull over safely to change shoes (5 miles/15 minutes away is the rule I use for interviews and situations such as this).

Eyeglasses are a big fashion accessory for men and women. The trend in my area is to have wide bows (the parts that attach the lenses to your ears) that could be decorated in wild colors or have a detailed pattern etched into them or even filligree work. Men's glasses are just as dynamic as the women's, and everyone seems to own two or three pairs or more.

Your clothes, if they don't fit perfectly, need to be tailored to fit you. It only costs a few dollars to have pant legs and skirts hemmed appropriately (only children can get away with rolling the cuffs of their pants up, and nobody likes to see your kneecaps when you sit down in pants that are too short). Also, make sure your suit jacket, if you wear one, is sized appropriately, especially the arm length and shoulder width, otherwise you'll look like you borrowed someone else's clothes for the occasion.

If in doubt, dress on the "up" side, not the "down" side. You never want to be the slob in the office, at the office party, or even at the unofficial office barbecue/picnic/pool party. It's all "official" even if it says "unofficial". "Business casual" doesn't mean "dress like a slob" or "wear what you wear on the weekends", it means wear business attire other than suits and starched shirts. If it's something you'd wear on a normal day at home, it's undoubtedly inappropriate to wear to work. In other words, if you don't have to change out of your work clothes when you get home: you're not dressing business casual, you're just dressing casually.

Very important: skip anything with an odor. Perfume, hair spray, deodorant, body spray, hair gel, cigarette smoke... nobody wants to smell any of that. Save it for a date with the significant other. Modern office ethics make any scents off-limits because so many people are actually allergic to them.

Pet owners, you've got one more thing to pack in your purse, brief case, desk drawer or glove compartment (better yet, all three): a trusty lint brush to get your pet's hair off of you when you get to work or if you discover it later on. People who see cat or dog fur on you may even think you don't care for your pet properly by getting it groomed regularly!

Remember the guy in the black pants with white pet hair all over his back-side? Yeah. Don't be that person if you want to dress for success.